So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You're not paralyzed. Justice: Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Will you fuck me when you get out? You can't take it back. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? That was them wasn't it? Echo Base: Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Silent Bob: See? Fuckin' smokin'! [to Jay] The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Jason Biggs: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. You went to film school didn't you? [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [counting his money] Jay: That would never work as a movie. Jay: Jay: [slaps it out his hands] Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. What do we do with them now? Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Oh my God. Steve-Dave Pulasti: [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Don't change the subject. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Shaggy: 1 That's beautiful, man. Willenholly: [to Gus Van Sant] Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Free shipping for many products! [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Look, man. Jay: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Jay: Jay: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Banky: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Silent Bob: My bad. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Chaka's Production Assistant: Duck, pie fucker! How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Willenholly: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Half's not enough? The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. I don't really wanna die. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. So your in this for the pussy right? Jay: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Yeah, well. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Chaka: Randal Graves: Holden: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Why are you shooting at me? Banky: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. [to infant Jay] In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Chaka: Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Jay: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Hitchhiker: Ben Affleck: Wes Craven: Jay: See production, box office & company info. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Holden: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: James Van Der Beek: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Of course. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Whillenholly: As nasty as you want to be, papi. They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Hey! Jay: Hmm, I don't know. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Hooker #1: [after asked to get a new clean latte] [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Damn. Jay: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. True story! Sissy: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? (failed) Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. This guy'll suck your dick. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Your Momma's going to try to score. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. I've got a wiping problem. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Angel Jay: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. You should be. What've I been telling you? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Chrissy: Jay: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Gus Van Sant: This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. What the fuck are you talking about? Brent: Jay: What am I, blind? Comedy. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. This isn't fair! An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Here's your coffee sir. [getting into the van] Two-disc set. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. I'm a teen idol, dammit! These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Crazy crackers with guns. Holden: Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Cast and Crew . The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Brodie: Jay: She is TOO fine! Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Damn, these white boys can't fight. Whillenholly: I quit! After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. OOH you little fuck. She is too fine. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? You gotta do the safe picture. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. [the monkey has been put into a car] The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. [to Silent Bob] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. [in huddle with Damon] Oh Yeah! I didn't spit in it sir. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Something sweet, ya big goof. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Gus Van Sant: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Randal Graves: Why? What you don't believe me? Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle.
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